03-25-2008, 08:31 AM
It had been years since I had been there. In my younger years the fact they had no booze was no big deal, my state was usually quite altered by things other than booze. As the years passed and my general reliance on beer increased drastically, the no beer at the Theater turned me off to the point where I hadn't been there in 5 years or so.
Then the big news: Somerville Theater has beer! O.K. I'll give it another shot I said to myself. So not too long ago I went to see Keller Williams there.
Here is a short recap of the night:
Get in and spend 1/2 hour in the ONE beer line. Watch 1/2 hour of Keller. Spend another 1/2 hour in the ONE beer line. Watch 15 minutes of Keller. Spend 1/2 hour in the ONE beer line to have them shut it down once I got to the front. Spend 5 minutes twitching and watching Keller. Run full steam to Johnny D's across the street. Spend 2 hours with the love of my life (beer) not listening to Keller. Ride T home cursing.
Shame on you Somerville Theater, I will never return!
Then the big news: Somerville Theater has beer! O.K. I'll give it another shot I said to myself. So not too long ago I went to see Keller Williams there.
Here is a short recap of the night:
Get in and spend 1/2 hour in the ONE beer line. Watch 1/2 hour of Keller. Spend another 1/2 hour in the ONE beer line. Watch 15 minutes of Keller. Spend 1/2 hour in the ONE beer line to have them shut it down once I got to the front. Spend 5 minutes twitching and watching Keller. Run full steam to Johnny D's across the street. Spend 2 hours with the love of my life (beer) not listening to Keller. Ride T home cursing.
Shame on you Somerville Theater, I will never return!